Post by blake on May 19, 2008 22:56:10 GMT -5
I need to tell someone about this, because this… is just awesome.
Oh, and I have to warn ya’ll. THE PICTURES ARE BLOODY! AND GORY!! No worse then a PG-13 movie… BUT YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!!! If you don't like blood, click the back button on your browser. They're at the bottom if someone just wants to see the cut and not read this whole, long fuxing thing xD
Ok, so I cut math class to hang out with this guy Roixeyll and we’re down by a bridge near the school where we usually go when we’re doing shit we’re not supposed to do, and just we’re just hanging out, again, like we usually do: I’m talking, he’s smoking, we’re ‘fighting’ with these sticks we found and we’re using them as swords, etc. And eventually we see this broken alcohol bottle. Maybe it’s summer, maybe we’re just stupid, but damn, does that bottle look fun! So we drop the ‘swords’ and start running around each other with these bottles, kinda play fighting, swatting at each other- it’s all very casual.
And then Roixeyll looses control and makes this HUGE gash on my arm.
He and I: …… 0______________0;ohshit!!!
So we just stare at it for a while because it turned all white and then it begins to gush blood. So we stare at it for a little bit and Roixeyll starts touching it try and wipe away the blood and see how deep it is.
Me: ….. this….. is….. fucking…. AWESOME!!!! *starts jumping around like a maniac* OMGOMGOMG!! LOOKATIT!! I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU, ROIXEYLL!!! I LOVE YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! I LOVES IT!! OH GOD, IT IS SO COOL!!
Roixeyll: 0_______________________________________________0;; Eh…![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
Me: We should take pictures!
Roixeyll: …. >> We SHOULD bandage the area up.
Me: Pictures 8>
Roixeyll: …………. You’re loosing a lot of blood…..
Me: PICTURES NOW!!! >8E
Roixeyll: …… *sighs* fine. *gets out cell phone*
So we snap a bunch of pictures and I’m bleeding everywhere, and there was like a strip of my skin coming off where there used to be flesh, so I pull that off.
Roixeyll: *BIG sweatdrop* Can we PLEASE bandage it now??
Me: *BIGsigh* Fine.
So we try to tear a piece of his shirt to bandage it, using the glass, but his shirt is TOUGH and we can’t get it off at all. All we can do is make a hole.
Roi: This isn’t working….
Me: Loook at allllllllll the bbbbllllooooooddddd
*sways*
Roi: …. >> ….. yeah…..
Eventually, Roi’s remembers he has something in his backpack we can use!
Me: …. and you didn’t mention this before because….?
So Roi pulls out this bandana and wraps it around my arm. By now the blood is all dry, so I’m not bleeding anymore, and I’m having the time of my life, jumping around and talking about how cool it is, and Roi’s saying, “We need to get you to the hospital- this needs stitches. We need to get back to the school. Now, Blake, let’s GO.” And he’s right. We are a sorry sight- I’m covered in blood, and I’m bruised up from out ‘fighting’, and my blood is all over Roi’s hands, so…. yeah.
Eventually, I listen to him, so we walk back to the gas station that the bridge is near and we call a friend of ours, Ben, and I ask him to take me to the hospital. We start walking back to school, and Roixeyll hurries up to talk with a guy named Jordan. So I stand alone on the corner, bleeding heavily and grinning. Ben and his friend Jordan [different Jordan- this one’s a girl] show up and are all, “>>; You need to see a nurse.”
Me: The school one? I don’t wanna Dx
Ben: …. *drags me to the nurse*
Unfortunately, the nurse wasn’t there. Instead, there was this totally bitchy teacher named Mrs. Zook- who, for the record, I have loathed with every fiber of my being since I was 11 years old. It’s a long story, suffice to say not even my parents like her.
She says Ben can’t legally take me to the hospital and makes me call my mom. Then she makes me tell her what happened, and went over to Roixeyll to ask him what happened [and he said the exact same thing, OMG!], only he called me a ‘he’, and Zook was all, “BITCHBITCH EMILY is a SHE.”
Roi: …. whatever. -_-‘
Me: I’m a he.
Zook: I’m not gonna talk about this now, go back to the office, Emily.
Me: Blake.
Zook: Do I need to take you to see the principal?
Me: Okey-dokey ^_^
Zook: …. Back in the office. Now.
Me: ….. *goes back in the office*
And I found that really funny-
Me: HOLY SHIT!! MY ARM IS COVERED IN BLOOD!
Roi: WE GOTTA GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!
Zook: ……. EMILY is a FEMALE, Jim [Roixeyll’s born name]. n__n
Me: ….. I’m still bleeding….. –A-
So I wait until my parents arrive and then it’s off to the hospital where I get a tetanus shot and bandaging, and the doctor keeps telling me how stupid I was being…
Me: << …… >> ….. Yeah, I know 8(
Doctor: Never do it again.
Me: …. k 8(
Doctor: Ever.
Me: K.
Doctor: Because we are a health facility and need to watch out for your welfare.
Me: …. k.
Doctor: You need a tetanus shot.
Me: k- Wait, Doctor say WHUT?![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
So he gets the nurse and she pulls out a needle.
Me: 0___________0 ….. *whimper*
Nurse: This will hurt, OK? n_n’
And then she jams it into my arm.
Me: Hey…. that didn’t hurt at- *two seconds later* OW!! FUCK?!?!?!
Parents: ………… >>
And then to Arby’s and back to school where I can’t concentrate because I’m feeling very light-headed.
Mr. Bocast: Blake, are you giving your presentation today?
Me: …………… what?
Bocast: Your presentation?
Me: ………………………….. what???!!
Roi (from behind me): He’s…. kinda out of it.
Bocast: *looks at me* You ok?
Me: …………………………………………… I like spoons :>
Bocast: …… ok, you’ll be giving it on Wednesday. Go to sleep.
So I do. And I wake up towards the end of class and go home! YAY!!
…. It was a fun day.
AND HERE ARE SOME PICTURES- BE FOREWARNED. THERE. IS. BLOOD. AND LOTS OF IT!!!
And I need to repeat myself- THERE. IS. BLOOD. If you can not handle blood, click the back button on your browser, I’m not joking. Ok, I’ve warned you. Here ya go n_n
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/ohsnap.jpg)
This is when I first got it and was all "0_____0; help mes??"
Roixeyll: .... *snaps picture* 8>
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/Lessblood.jpg)
Me: SERIOUSLY!!!
Roi: ... do you wanna go to the hospital?
Me: .... nah, more pics n_n
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/BLOOOOOOODDDD.jpg)
LOOKIT HOW HEPPY I AM!! n_n
Me: THIS IS KICKASS!!! *DEATH GRUNT*
Roi: ............... *whimpers* Hospital .__.''
And that's the end. My arm rocks. xD
- Blake
Oh, and I have to warn ya’ll. THE PICTURES ARE BLOODY! AND GORY!! No worse then a PG-13 movie… BUT YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!!! If you don't like blood, click the back button on your browser. They're at the bottom if someone just wants to see the cut and not read this whole, long fuxing thing xD
Ok, so I cut math class to hang out with this guy Roixeyll and we’re down by a bridge near the school where we usually go when we’re doing shit we’re not supposed to do, and just we’re just hanging out, again, like we usually do: I’m talking, he’s smoking, we’re ‘fighting’ with these sticks we found and we’re using them as swords, etc. And eventually we see this broken alcohol bottle. Maybe it’s summer, maybe we’re just stupid, but damn, does that bottle look fun! So we drop the ‘swords’ and start running around each other with these bottles, kinda play fighting, swatting at each other- it’s all very casual.
And then Roixeyll looses control and makes this HUGE gash on my arm.
He and I: …… 0______________0;ohshit!!!
So we just stare at it for a while because it turned all white and then it begins to gush blood. So we stare at it for a little bit and Roixeyll starts touching it try and wipe away the blood and see how deep it is.
Me: ….. this….. is….. fucking…. AWESOME!!!! *starts jumping around like a maniac* OMGOMGOMG!! LOOKATIT!! I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU, ROIXEYLL!!! I LOVE YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! I LOVES IT!! OH GOD, IT IS SO COOL!!
Roixeyll: 0_______________________________________________0;; Eh…
![???](http://storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
Me: We should take pictures!
Roixeyll: …. >> We SHOULD bandage the area up.
Me: Pictures 8>
Roixeyll: …………. You’re loosing a lot of blood…..
Me: PICTURES NOW!!! >8E
Roixeyll: …… *sighs* fine. *gets out cell phone*
So we snap a bunch of pictures and I’m bleeding everywhere, and there was like a strip of my skin coming off where there used to be flesh, so I pull that off.
Roixeyll: *BIG sweatdrop* Can we PLEASE bandage it now??
Me: *BIGsigh* Fine.
So we try to tear a piece of his shirt to bandage it, using the glass, but his shirt is TOUGH and we can’t get it off at all. All we can do is make a hole.
Roi: This isn’t working….
Me: Loook at allllllllll the bbbbllllooooooddddd
![8D](http://storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/insane.png)
Roi: …. >> ….. yeah…..
Eventually, Roi’s remembers he has something in his backpack we can use!
Me: …. and you didn’t mention this before because….?
So Roi pulls out this bandana and wraps it around my arm. By now the blood is all dry, so I’m not bleeding anymore, and I’m having the time of my life, jumping around and talking about how cool it is, and Roi’s saying, “We need to get you to the hospital- this needs stitches. We need to get back to the school. Now, Blake, let’s GO.” And he’s right. We are a sorry sight- I’m covered in blood, and I’m bruised up from out ‘fighting’, and my blood is all over Roi’s hands, so…. yeah.
Eventually, I listen to him, so we walk back to the gas station that the bridge is near and we call a friend of ours, Ben, and I ask him to take me to the hospital. We start walking back to school, and Roixeyll hurries up to talk with a guy named Jordan. So I stand alone on the corner, bleeding heavily and grinning. Ben and his friend Jordan [different Jordan- this one’s a girl] show up and are all, “>>; You need to see a nurse.”
Me: The school one? I don’t wanna Dx
Ben: …. *drags me to the nurse*
Unfortunately, the nurse wasn’t there. Instead, there was this totally bitchy teacher named Mrs. Zook- who, for the record, I have loathed with every fiber of my being since I was 11 years old. It’s a long story, suffice to say not even my parents like her.
She says Ben can’t legally take me to the hospital and makes me call my mom. Then she makes me tell her what happened, and went over to Roixeyll to ask him what happened [and he said the exact same thing, OMG!], only he called me a ‘he’, and Zook was all, “BITCHBITCH EMILY is a SHE.”
Roi: …. whatever. -_-‘
Me: I’m a he.
Zook: I’m not gonna talk about this now, go back to the office, Emily.
Me: Blake.
Zook: Do I need to take you to see the principal?
Me: Okey-dokey ^_^
Zook: …. Back in the office. Now.
Me: ….. *goes back in the office*
And I found that really funny-
Me: HOLY SHIT!! MY ARM IS COVERED IN BLOOD!
Roi: WE GOTTA GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!
Zook: ……. EMILY is a FEMALE, Jim [Roixeyll’s born name]. n__n
Me: ….. I’m still bleeding….. –A-
So I wait until my parents arrive and then it’s off to the hospital where I get a tetanus shot and bandaging, and the doctor keeps telling me how stupid I was being…
Me: << …… >> ….. Yeah, I know 8(
Doctor: Never do it again.
Me: …. k 8(
Doctor: Ever.
Me: K.
Doctor: Because we are a health facility and need to watch out for your welfare.
Me: …. k.
Doctor: You need a tetanus shot.
Me: k- Wait, Doctor say WHUT?
![???](http://storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
So he gets the nurse and she pulls out a needle.
Me: 0___________0 ….. *whimper*
Nurse: This will hurt, OK? n_n’
And then she jams it into my arm.
Me: Hey…. that didn’t hurt at- *two seconds later* OW!! FUCK?!?!?!
Parents: ………… >>
And then to Arby’s and back to school where I can’t concentrate because I’m feeling very light-headed.
Mr. Bocast: Blake, are you giving your presentation today?
Me: …………… what?
Bocast: Your presentation?
Me: ………………………….. what???!!
Roi (from behind me): He’s…. kinda out of it.
Bocast: *looks at me* You ok?
Me: …………………………………………… I like spoons :>
Bocast: …… ok, you’ll be giving it on Wednesday. Go to sleep.
So I do. And I wake up towards the end of class and go home! YAY!!
…. It was a fun day.
AND HERE ARE SOME PICTURES- BE FOREWARNED. THERE. IS. BLOOD. AND LOTS OF IT!!!
And I need to repeat myself- THERE. IS. BLOOD. If you can not handle blood, click the back button on your browser, I’m not joking. Ok, I’ve warned you. Here ya go n_n
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/ohsnap.jpg)
This is when I first got it and was all "0_____0; help mes??"
Roixeyll: .... *snaps picture* 8>
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/Lessblood.jpg)
Me: SERIOUSLY!!!
Roi: ... do you wanna go to the hospital?
Me: .... nah, more pics n_n
![](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/eirra_williams/BLOOOOOOODDDD.jpg)
LOOKIT HOW HEPPY I AM!! n_n
Me: THIS IS KICKASS!!! *DEATH GRUNT*
Roi: ............... *whimpers* Hospital .__.''
And that's the end. My arm rocks. xD
- Blake